Better bring a paincoat with you today, because Chuck Norris is forecasting today’s weather. Cloudy with a 90% chance of pain is today’s outlook. He’s giving a roundhouse kick the Americans coast to coast. The National Weather Service is calling this a category 4 ass kicking. It is recommended that you seek immediate shelter from the wrath of Hurricane Chuck, but chances are it won’t help you. Your only hope is to buy this painfully funny Chuck Norris t-shirt.