These are all things that you would do for me. I love that you're such a gentleman! The only things we haven't done are the fair (which is plenty fine) and teaching me something new (we have to find a junkier stick shift first.
This beach wave tutorial leaves perfectly undone summer waves with just enough volume. This technique also creates volume in limp, straight hair. You can also use this method to smooth unruly (Minutes Hairstyles Easy Hair)