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What if birds aren't singing and are screaming because they're afraid of heights?

What if birds aren't singing and are screaming because they're afraid of heights?

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I have received your stool sample. It was delicious!

I have received your stool sample. It was delicious!

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Be the person your dog thinks you are. Best Quotes, Fun Quotes, E Cards, Your Dog, Jokes, Funny, Illustration, Animals, Art

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

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What do quantum whales eat?

What do quantum whales eat? Planckton.

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It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs. Wild Dogs, E Cards, Sad, Jokes, Canning, Simple, Animals, Electronic Cards, Animales

It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

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I think cow tipping is probably the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance.

I think cow tipping is probably the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance.

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I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear. E Cards, Bipolar, Hug, Jokes, Mental Illness, Bing Images, Bears, Animal, Electronic Cards

I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear.

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Gas is pretty cheap considering you're buying liquid explosive dinosaurs. E Cards, Dinosaurs, Jokes, Animal, Sayings, Pretty, Stuff To Buy, Electronic Cards, Chistes

Gas is pretty cheap considering you're buying liquid explosive dinosaurs.

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Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?

Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?

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If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator. What You Eat, E Cards, Calculator, Jokes, Dog, Illustration, Animals, Electronic Cards, Animales

If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.

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My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around

My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around 4pm.

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Moths are really butterflies after they've removed their makeup.

Moths are really butterflies after they've removed their makeup.

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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room. E Cards, Egypt, Jokes, Leaves, Dog, Animals, Electronic Cards, Animales, Chistes

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

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