Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?
I have received your stool sample. It was delicious!
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
Gas is pretty cheap considering you're buying liquid explosive dinosaurs.
What if birds aren't singing and are screaming because they're afraid of heights?
What do quantum whales eat? Planckton.
I think cow tipping is probably the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance.
I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear.
If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.
People say I need anger management classes. But if you knew the stupid people I'm surrounded by, you'd understand the problem. - http://www.rudequote.com/people-say-i-need-anger-management-classes-but-if-you-knew-the-stupid-people-im-surrounded-by-youd-understand-the-problem/
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“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” ~Oscar Wilde
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Don't let the terrorists win!
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You learned your nursery rhymes differently.
Pardon the language, but that just cracks me up....
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