Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?

Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?

I have received your stool sample. It was delicious!

I have received your stool sample. It was delicious!

It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

Gas is pretty cheap considering you're buying liquid explosive dinosaurs.

Gas is pretty cheap considering you're buying liquid explosive dinosaurs.

What if birds aren't singing and are screaming because they're afraid of heights?

What if birds aren't singing and are screaming because they're afraid of heights?

I think cow tipping is probably the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance.

I think cow tipping is probably the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance.

I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear.

I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear.

If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.

If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.

My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around 4pm.

My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around

Moths are really butterflies after they've removed their makeup.

Moths are really butterflies after they've removed their makeup.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

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