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Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?

Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?

I have received your stool sample. It was delicious!

I have received your stool sample. It was delicious!

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

Gas is pretty cheap considering you're buying liquid explosive dinosaurs.

Gas is pretty cheap considering you're buying liquid explosive dinosaurs.

What if birds aren't singing and are screaming because they're afraid of heights?

What if birds aren't singing and are screaming because they're afraid of heights?

What do quantum whales eat? Planckton.

What do quantum whales eat? Planckton.

I think cow tipping is probably the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance.

I think cow tipping is probably the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance.

I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear.

I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear.

If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.

If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.


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Don't let the terrorists win!

Don't let the terrorists win!

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