Jokes featuring animals
What if birds aren't singing and are screaming because they're afraid of heights?
I have received your stool sample. It was delicious!
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
What do quantum whales eat? Planckton.
It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
I think cow tipping is probably the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance.
I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear.
Gas is pretty cheap considering you're buying liquid explosive dinosaurs.
Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?
If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.