Not Dead <-- thanks for getting rid of the mournstache Sherlock we've all been asking john to shave it anyway<----- Guys, he's already told us that he'll shave it on his own time; after all, he doesn't shave for Sherlock Holmes.
"What the heck? Of course John can read!" <--- this is kidlock, John doesn't have to know how to read because for all we know they could very well be 4 years old. Which makes it ten times cuter if you think about John and Sherlock at four years old