Funny Ex-Relationship Wine Label "Do not let this bottle serve as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect.
Albert Einstein quote for children and reading: "“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.” Maybe adults should be read fairy tales as well.
I had manners. I was fairly attractive. I was funny. My life fell apart when I was diagnosed with stupid fucking breast cancer. I don't give a fuck if I have manners, my looks were destroyed. I lost my sense of humor.