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Do not let this bottle serve you as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect. Funny Wine Ex Quote

This is the most accurate thing I've read all day

I had manners. I was fairly attractive. I was funny. My life fell apart when I was diagnosed with stupid fucking breast cancer. I don't give a fuck if I have manners, my looks were destroyed. I lost my sense of humor.

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Pet peeve I despise bad tattoos! If your planing on getting a tattoo and it looks like shit or everyone has it FUCKING DRINK BLEACH! If you cant afford an actual good tattoo or think of something of your own then DON'T GET IT! rant done.