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Once upon a time...

Once upon a time a man asked a girl to marry him, the girl said “no!” And she lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and drinking. She always had a clean house, never cooked and looked fabulous all the time.

and please don't ask Santa for "therapy" again - Anne Taintor

All I'm asking...please keep your mouth shut. Thanks.

Ask ANY Survivor of narcissistic abuse and they will tell you. There came a time in their relationship where THE SILENT TREATMENT was a godsend.


Anne Taintor // Men are from Mars

True friends crop Facebook pics

Real Friends crop photos :) So true!

The mom and princess..

Quote: "And the princess lived happily ever after in her OWN big castle.

I just ran my first marathon this morning.  Just kidding.  I'm on my third cupcake.

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.


Turn that PBR into Michelob Ultra, and you've got Thursday Night Hockey with the ladies . fast forward about 30 years.


Shout out to the liver for handling what the heart can't !


Meet your Posher, Dawn Hi! I'm Dawn. Thanks for stopping by! Feel free to leave me a comment so that I can check out your closet too. :) Meet the Posher Other


The daily struggle. Also, my thoughts on the treadmill.

The funeral director, you chauvinist pig.

"The funeral director." Got this from a friend and thought now THIS is funny! Showed my honey, he thought it was pretty funny and agreed it would be the funeral director.

parenting... when messing up your own life just isn't enough ...

Parenting... when messing up your own life just isn't enough

Anne Taintor → parenting…when messing up your own life just isn’t enough

Bahaha some daysss!

Happy Mother's Day- Kill Me bluntcard.

Happy, Sexy, Shameless

Kid And Parent Humor Mom, what is normal? It's just a setting on the dryer, honey.

I believe I will cross-stitch this and hang it in the kitchen

EVERY day my kid asks "what's for dinner?" I reply "food". He says "what kind of food?" I reply "The kind you eat. It is what is it - they'll eat it or starve ;