I love quotes. I love Parks and Recreation. So, it should come as no surprise that I love quotes from Parks and Recreation! Specifically, there are no better quotes than everyone’s favorite Parks Director, Ron F*cking Swanson.
"Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the names of rappers. Those are some Diddies. Those are some Bone Thugs-N-Harmonioums. Those Ludacrises are coming in great." - Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation
Parks & Rec - Ron Swanson --- Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?