Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS! I act sully do sleep with a teddy ear and I'm almost 17 🙄
"My brother is a single father of daughter just had her first sleep over with her friends.One of them started their period and my brother freaked out and rushed them all to the hospital. "<<< Hahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂
Someone from Crescent City, California, US posted a whisper, which reads "Our cat scratched me so my boyfriend chased after her while yelling "I will avenge my maiden!" Ladies get yourself a dork it makes life so much more fun "