Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
I am soooo doing that
"Ya, overprotective dads are pretty scary but nothing is worse than an overprotective older sister. Dads are ok with jail time, but an older sis can kill u, hide ur body and be back in time for dinner"
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time* *goes to…
Haha, so true. I actually saw a guy in a suit riding a scooter on campus
@torieawilson this would be us! We have called the fire department before after all! ;)
Why am I crying at this? I miss you so much, Andrew
I'm a guy and a girl held open a door for me. To mess with here I walked by and said "I have a boyfriend." She paused then said "so that's what that feels like..."
I did this to a girl in 4th grade but I left a hand print on her face