Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS! I act sully do sleep with a teddy ear and I'm almost 17 🙄
Someone from Mylasandra, Karnataka, IN posted a whisper, which reads "So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is 'the day of the devil' and my sister goes "wow a whole day all for me?"and my dad is clinging to his bible now omg"
Not my comment but hilarious: was in a public bathroom one time (female) when the silence was broken by this big, loud, fart. Then a voice said "mufasaaaaaa." I couldn't hold the laughter in after that. Still laugh yrs later.
Someone from Pottsville, Arkansas, US posted a whisper in the group The Sarcastic Idiots, which reads "When snobs at school overhear my music: Eww, what are you listening to? Me: I know right! Your voice is awfully disturbing.
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "One of my coworkers told me to stop flirting with the hot married guy at work. She told me she saw him first. Little does she know that the ring on his finger was put there by me.