Though it seems impossible to do, don't lift your baby by the head.
Don't strap your baby into a regular seat and seatbelt. Celebs take note!
It is a very nice idea to take your baby out for some fresh air....use those fancy baby carrier bags...but definitely not in a bag pack..that's your baby not a library book...
Don't put baby in the bottom of the shopping cart.
Don't toss baby way up in the air like a football.
Baby ain't quite ready for the barbells just yet.
Your child cannot appreciate the karate chop maneuver yet.
You're not a car wash. Don't spray baby down with the garden hose.
Nobody puts baby in the corner and DEFINITELY not in the dryer!
Don't give your shoe to baby for teething purposes. (Though this can be tough to avoid when he finds it himself).
Don't let Dad nurse the baby. The baby may be freaked out by chest hair.
Don't give the baby a jug of booze to calm him. It may work for you, but not your lil one.
Don't let a television set dangle over your child's crib in efforts to stimulate baby.
Don't give your child a cup of steaming coffee expecting to get some gab going between the two of you.
Don't use your hands to force baby to smile.
He may like fish, but he might not be ready to swim.