What Not To Do With Your Baby
A comic route for new parents on how to handle their newborn.
Though it seems impossible to do, don't lift your baby by the head.
Don't strap your baby into a regular seat and seatbelt. Celebs take note!
It is a very nice idea to take your baby out for some fresh air....use those fancy baby carrier bags...but definitely not in a bag pack..that's your baby not a library book...
Don't put baby in the bottom of the shopping cart.
Don't toss baby way up in the air like a football.
Baby ain't quite ready for the barbells just yet.
Your child cannot appreciate the karate chop maneuver yet.
You're not a car wash. Don't spray baby down with the garden hose.
Nobody puts baby in the corner and DEFINITELY not in the dryer!
Don't give your shoe to baby for teething purposes. (Though this can be tough to avoid when he finds it himself).