Lol, my teacher passed around a petition to "ban dihydrogen monoxide" and everyone (including me, unfortunately) signed it. Then she proceeded to laugh at us all afternoon. Now I go around and warn people about dihydrogen monoxide.
you think Shakespeare is boring? Shakespeare thinks your mom is boring. I don't love Shakespeare, but I that's because I don't catch the humor he uses right away ( that's because I don't read him on leisure time )