Alan Rickman aka Professor Snape from the Harry Potter movies! Professor Snape is my favorite character in the series and Alan Rickman was the perfect actor to play him! I absolutely positively love this quote from him!
This makes me laugh even though the Harry Potter nerd in me knows that's Blaise Zabini because Draco had to get a new friend because the actor who played Crabbe got arrested. Why are they holding hands though?