Remember the 5 stages! Denial: people can't really want that! Anger: THIS TOO?! AS IF ENOUGH PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M CRAZY! Bargaining: umumum, maybe it's figurative? Somehow? Depression: the world is full of nasty weirdness. Acceptance: whatever, if you wanna do that, then do, doesn't mean I have to speak well of it.