WHAT BO YOU WISH, MORTAL? WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO FLY? NO, WANT THE ABILITY TO FLY! OH, OK, DO YOU WANT A FLYING SUIT, WINGS, OR THE ABILITY TO FLY VIA TELPTHIC WILL WOULD YOU LIKE BIRD WINGS, BAT WINGS, PRAGON FLY WINGS... GREAT. NOW, WHAT KIND OF BIRD WINGS WOULD YoU LIKE: HAWK, SPARROW, HUMMINGBIRD... NOW, IN REGARDS TO YOUR WEIGHT, WOULD YOU RATHER ME SHRINK POWNI YOUR BODY OR WOULD YOU LIKE REDUCED BONE DENSITY? GREAT, NOW WE'LL HAVE TO GIVE YOU AN INCREASED METABOLISM, BUT TO WHAT EXTENT WILL DEPEND ON HOW LONG YOU PLAN TO FLY AT A TIME... (G00P THING DIDN'T ASK FoR WoRLP PEacE... - iFunny
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