Wow... Zeus the blind, starry-eyed screech owl has eyes that hold the Universe. This owl has answers.
24 Twitter Jokes From This Month That Broke The 50K Retweet Barrier
"If your Snapchat story is just one straight minute of you driving and singing along to a song, I’m showing your insurance company because honestly I’m tired of it."
Every creature needs something or someone to love 💘!
...or goats. Oh, interweb. You are stupid sometimes.
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He made a new friend! ❤️
Come on carl, pose with me
And it hurt that his friends never stood down wind!!!!