Mitsubishi Motors Corporation have announced that they are to end their long standing association with ecstasy, with immediate effect. Mitsubishi spokesperson Takishi Soma, claimed that the split was amicable and due to “creative differences”.
That topless guy taking a mirror selfie is a complete knob-jockey, confirms everybody in the world. Wunderground spoke to several members of the general public earlier today and quizzed them in the street as to
A man in Nottingham, England, has been left in a severe state of shock after discovering that his new girlfriend actually knows about techno. Trevor White admitted to being “absolutely flummoxed” after his new girlfriend claimed
Techno DJs all over the world are reportedly learning to speak German before learning to beatmatch in an attempt to further their career. According to sources, non German speaking techno DJs now face a huge language
A local nightclub bouncer has cried himself to sleep for the fourth consecutive night after taking a barrage of drunken abuse from people he turned away from his door last weekend. Despite his cool exterior, Marvin
An techno producer who masks his substandard music with an air eccentricity is actually just an asshole, it has emerged. DJ Blast, real name Ben Creighton, has been producing techno for the last fifteen years with
A man who recently washed his hands after using the bathroom in a nightclub has confirmed that he only did so because the toilet attendant was looking. Patrick Clinton, a twenty one year old apprentice carpenter