Mitsubishi Ends Association With Ecstasy

Mitsubishi Motors Corporation have announced that they are to end their long standing association with ecstasy, with immediate effect. Mitsubishi spokesperson Takishi Soma, claimed that the split was amicable and due to “creative differences”.

Topless Man In Mirror Selfie Definitely A Prick

Topless Man In Mirror Selfie Definitely A Prick

Space Ibiza To Become Nandos in 2017

Breaking news from Ibiza today indicates that the superclub Space is set to be transformed into a Nandos in time for the beginning of the 2017 season.

Girl Shocks New Boyfriend By Knowing About Techno

Girl Shocks New Boyfriend By Knowing About Techno

Renegade Master Banned Once Again From The Club For Ill Behaviour

Renegade Master Banned Once Again From The Club For Ill Behaviour

Techno DJs Now Learning German Before Learning To Beatmatch

Techno DJs all over the world are reportedly learning to speak German before learning to beatmatch in an attempt to further their career. According to sources, non German speaking techno DJs now face a huge language

Bouncer Secretly Sad You Drunkenly Called Him An Ape

A local nightclub bouncer has cried himself to sleep for the fourth consecutive night after taking a barrage of drunken abuse from people he turned away from his door last weekend. Despite his cool exterior, Marvin

Bedroom DJs 100% Less Likely To Pull Birds Than Club DJs

A recent survey carried out on DJs has revealed that bedroom DJs are one hundred percent less likely to pull birds than club DJs. According to the survey’s results, normal factors like age, looks, or

Eccentric Techno Producer Actually Just An Asshole

An techno producer who masks his substandard music with an air eccentricity is actually just an asshole, it has emerged. DJ Blast, real name Ben Creighton, has been producing techno for the last fifteen years with

Gym Rat Admits He Only Lifts Weights To Walk Around Ibiza Topless

Gym Rat Admits He Only Lifts Weights To Walk Around Ibiza Topless

Drug Dealer Spontaneously Combusts After Accidentally Answering Phone To Private Number

Horror As Man Spontaneously Combusts After Accidentally Answering Private Number

Man Who Offered Mates Bumps Of Ketamine Just To Be Polite Annoyed They Actually Accepted

Man Who Offered Mates Bumps Of Ketamine Just To Be Polite Annoyed They Actually Accepted

Man Only Washing Hands Because The Toilet Attendant Is Looking

Man Only Washing Hands Because The Toilet Attendant Is Looking

Non-Raver Thinks The Same Song Has Been Playing For Eight Hours

It has been revealed that a non-raver who attended her first rave last weekend had a “shit time” because she thought the same song had been playing for eight hours. Twenty four year old self-proclaimed hip-hop

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