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“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. When they finish, he goes back to the phone.”What are you doing now?” she asks. “I’m still hungry, so I’m going to ring room service for some food.” “Tiger wouldn’t do ... Read more

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A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house...

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Blessed be those who didn't have to go through the trouble of learning the English language. Some might say that learning Japanese or Icelandic might be the most difficult task out there, but even the most complicated aspects of those languages have some kind of logic behind them. English grammar and the language itself, on the other hand, has some truly nonsensical characteristics to it and a plethora of arbitrary rules.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks “what’s the matter” The fellow replies “well I’ve got these two horses sniff sniff and well… I can’t tell them apart I don’t know if I’m mixing up riding times or even feeding them the Humour, Funny Work Jokes, Quick Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Jokes And Riddles, Funny Long Jokes, Really Funny Short Jokes, Witty Jokes, Real Funny Jokes

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks “what’s the matter” The fellow replies “well I’ve got these two horses sniff sniff and well… I can’t tell them apart I don’t know if I’m mixing up riding times or even feeding them the

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