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A woman thinks her husband is cheating on her so she comes up with a plan to catch him. She never expected what happened next... - funny wife joke

When you’ve had a few glasses too many, your perception of the world will not be quite the same as when you’re sober. If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriends. Just before she leaves, she...

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said, " Where are you, you know we have lots... #funny #joke #story

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,

Communication is one of, if not the most, important elements of a relationship. And while there's in-person communication, which is key, texting is a whole 'nother story.From takeaway orders to bowel movements and fake infidelities, these text messages will prove these couples feel absolutely comfortable with one another and are not afraid to have some fun. Take a hilarious glimpse into the SMS side of married life.

Husband has affair with Wife's friend

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling. When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved...

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”