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I'm amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry: we'll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!" – popular memes on the site iFunny.co #sciencetech #eat #like #shit #im #amazed #people #lose #weight #exercise #when #happens #bc #dna #still #thinks #european #peasant #so #are #running #pic

"Canny believe I woke up this morning gutted man."

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(3 Nicki @AwkwardAndOdd - 1d You don't know what fun is until you've witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming "A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that's been dropped on the floor... – popular memes on the site iFunny.co #cars #nicki #you #dont #fun #youve #witnessed #edinburgh #glasgow #train #screaming #hate #hedgehogs #come #ya #jabby #wee #while #angrily #circling #hairbrush #pic

"Mad how dogs can swim way no lessons."