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Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet...

Wife and husband talk about life if she died

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

Her Husbands New Face – Joke

A married couple got into an accident and the husband's face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

Two women are on a girls’ night out – Funny Joke

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so she...

Second Hand Goods - Funny Jokes

A divorced man bumps into his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. After knocking back a few drinks, he walks over to the guy and sneers: “So, how do you …

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