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A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm. 'I'd like to buy a horth.' he says to the owner of the farm. 'What sort of horse?' said the owner. 'A female horth.' the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. 'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf. 'Can I thee her eyeth?' So...

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple... - funny joke

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

Two old friends meet at the supermarket and one says, "Hey, man! How have you been?" "Oh, great," says the other. "I have recently bought an elephant." "An elephant? Are you serious?" asks his friend. "Yeah, man. The kids love him, he's their best friend. They call him Mr Trunks. He...

Two Irishmen are floating on a boat, lost at sea. They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they're pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie's lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the...

These Best Dad Jokes come in a free printable version that you can use as lunch notes for kids, jokes for your husband's briefcase, or as part of a Father's Day gift idea. We have a funny collection of lame, punny, and clever jokes with Dad's stamp of approval.

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No kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.

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