Funny Stories

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I am a lazy perfectionist Basically I throw my laundry on the floor but in organized piles"

Someone posted a whisper in the group Late night thoughts/confessions, which reads "When you say you trust me, please don't assume that I trust you too. "

Someone from Sydney posted a whisper, which reads " Who takes out their head phone and listens to it to make sure the music isn't loud enough for everyone to hear? "

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It's not all bad!!!

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Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”

Go ahead. See if you can do it.

[COMPLETED] ~ one day you'll meet someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be with you in your future ~ I bump into a wall, well what I thought was a wall. Hands go out to steady me before I fall and I look up to find a pair of amazing brown eyes. I step back and mumble a 'sorry' before walking past him. But before I can go another step, he grabs onto my arm and spins me around. "Why's a pretty lady like you trying to run away from me?" He asks with a cocky smirk. I give…

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