Funny mom jokes

A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says "Yes" and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...

It's hard to believe that some of these famous women are over 50 years old. But like the best fine wines, these nice ladies have managed to stay ...

Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, StPeter was standing there waiting for her.He said, “Welcome, Elsa.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

Communication is one of, if not the most, important elements of a relationship. And while there's in-person communication, which is key, texting is a whole 'nother story.From takeaway orders to bowel movements and fake infidelities, these text messages will prove these couples feel absolutely comfortable with one another and are not afraid to have some fun. Take a hilarious glimpse into the SMS side of married life.

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come […]

If you're ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story!A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriendsJust before she leaves, she assures her husband that s... #funny #joke #story