Cross stitch funny patterns

Cross Stitch Patterns that are Inappropriate but Fabulous: These patterns are not for the faint of heart. If you are easily offended please don't open these. Click through for a full list of inappropriate cross stitch patterns. #crossstitch #handmade

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

Starter Cross Stitch Kit For Beginners.I don't like morning people. Or mornings, or people.Cross Stitch Starter Kit for Beginners includes everything you need to begin your cross stitching journey. It could be a great Holiday Gift; it comes in a stylish cardboard box. (As shown on the picture)Included in starter kit:1 - 7” bamboo embroidery hoop1 – Set of “How To” instructions with illustrations.1 – 14 count Aida canvas for project1 – Counted Cross Stitch Colored Pattern 1 – Set of Colored…

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

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Snarky cross-stitch patterns are all the rage among some stitchers, though I know they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re one of those who doesn’t like swearing …

Plain, classic, funny and simple. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 5x5 and will look awesome in a 5x7 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color…