Couples jokes

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple... - funny joke

It’s never over, ’til it’s over LOL. After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. 😎😍 It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the...

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A couple, both in their 70s, went to a s** therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have s**?” The doctor...

A newlywed couple moves into their new houseOne day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix .. #funny, #joke, #humor

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel...

An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you like this tattoo?” Old lady: “actually I want two, one on the inside of my left thigh and one and the inside of my right […]

If you've ever been married, or in a long term relationship you have probably experienced most of this stuff.