Clean jokes for seniors

Get ready to laugh with these clean jokes specifically tailored for seniors. Share a good chuckle with your friends and family and bring some joy into your day.
So there’s a deaf accountant who works for the mafia. One day, the king pin mafioso is checking out the books and notices there's a million dollars missing. He calls a meeting with the deaf accountant and a sign language translator. “Ok, there’s a million dollars missing, where is it?” asks the... Joke Of The Day, Accounting Humor, Accounting Jokes, Deaf Jokes, Dad Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, One Liner Jokes, Clean Jokes, Dirty Jokes

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours...

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Funny Joke: I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8am for seniors only.   A young man came from the parking lot and tried to Funny Stuff, Funny Jokes, Lady, Humour, English, Clean Jokes For Seniors, Senior Humor, Joke Of The Day, Seniors

A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane. He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away. As he...

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Irma R Cooper
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... noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don’t forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. “You might want to write it...

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Janet Figueroa