Ballet jokes

Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious ballet jokes. From tutu funny puns to rib-tickling anecdotes, these jokes are sure to make any ballet lover pirouette with laughter.
Your Pointe Shoe: The Perfect Battement Tendu - French Ballet Word F... Dance Mums, Jazz, Instagram, Ballet, Humour, Dancer Problems, Dance Quotes, Truth, Dance Problems

Tendu is one of the French words for ballet. It means "stretched". Usually, that means you have pointed your foot in a front, side, or backward direction from a closed position. Whether in soft ballet shoes or pointe shoes, the technique is the same. Tendu prepares the muscles for releve and saute. source. Whether you pick up a ballet glossary at a ballet store, or find one on line, every new student needs one. Even if you speak French, the way the words are used can be different. Battement…

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