As brilliant as the Defendius Door Chain—which requires you work the chain through the maze to unlock it—it's sadly just a concept. But maybe that's a good thing, because sometimes leaving the house is hard enough already.
Another Redneck Innovation. The car swing. I kinda like it <<< Are you kidding me? I LOVE IT! So cool. Btw it's not redneck. That's something a car guy would make for his kids. I know because my dads a car guy. Just sayin