Funny Fitness Butt Poetry
I have depth. I am a deep person. That's why my poetry is so beautiful. It's also an accurate description of my squats. They are deep. And the poetry is worn on my chest via this amazing tank top. The poetry is about my butt.
Funny Fitness Snooze Minutes
The average snooze minute feels like about 5 seconds. The average treadmill minute feels like 5 years. If only we could trick our brains into switching these two hyper specific use cases.
I Want My Body Hot And Strong
You want your body like your coffee - hot and strong! Snag this funny tank top to wear to the gym while you break a sweat working on your new year's fitness goals!
A Burning Workout
You gotta feel that burn running through your muscles when you are lifting at the gym. If you aren't feeling it, you will not see the results you want. You will fall to your opponents in life. Be like your favorite pocket monster and win with this sleeveless tee.
Lift Weights Get Dates Fitness
It's common knowledge that guys who lift weights get more dates. Girls like a guy who cares about his body. Nothing special, just a little muscle and a little tone. Show the ladies at the gym your biceps with this funny tank top.
Training For The Mega Form
Training for my mega form in this cool tank top with my favorite pocket monster to motivate me. It doesn't get any bigger or better than this. Yes, I am a nerd, but I like to be fit as well.
Exercise Feels Like Dying
The new store name will take you right to my store. We have items for all the holidays and are full of hilarious shirts and other items. Enjoy checking this out and thanks for looking!!!
I Am Your Spotter
Okay space opera fan, get your Luke and Leia on with this 'Luke, I am your spotter' trendy fitness tee. Tone up and tighten up while wearing this funny fitness tee.
Funny Fitness T-Rex
I hate arm day! Poor T-Rex! You're not alone in hating arm day with this funny fitness tank top. Wear this dinosaur tank next time you're lifting weights and working out.