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A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot's voice: "Ladies & Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you'll see an engine on fireIf you look... #funny #humor #joke
Dodo WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight atten... #funny #joke #humor
Dodo SHE ASKS THE BOY HIS FATHER'S OCCUPATION
Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. "He's a magician," said the small boy. "How interesting! What's his favorite trick?... #funny #humor #joke
Dodo HE'S 1 QUESTION AWAY FROM WINNING €1 MILLION
... and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only go... #funny #humor #joke
LaughingLlama JET PLANE DREAM
A security guard has a dream that the jet plane his boss is supposed to take the next day is going to crashWhen he wakes up, he calls his boss at home and tells himHis boss listens to ... #joke #humor #funny
QuirkyQuokka TIE IN THE DESERT
A guy was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little... #humor #joke #funny
FunnyCow A COWBOY ALWAYS ORDERS 3 MUGS OF BEER
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When... #funny #humor #joke
Dodo BEST NEWS
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by ... #funny #humor #joke
Dodo HUSBAND AND WIFE GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said, " Where are you, you know we have lots to do?!"He ... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyCityJoke HOMEWORK
A mother sees her son watching television and says, "Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching television?"Jimmy replies,... #joke #funny #humor
FunnyCityJoke A YOUNG MAN AND HIS DATE WERE PARKED ON A BACK ROAD
They were about to have some fun time when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a call girl and I charge $20 for this. "The man reluctantly paid her... #humor #joke #funny
FunnyCityJoke DOUG MAKES HIS FINAL WILL & TESTAMENT
The scene was the nursing home, as old Doug was nearing his last few breaths. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be pres... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyCityJoke FUNNY: THREE DOGS NOTICE A RATHER HOT POODLE
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speech... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyCityJoke 3 THIEVES ROB A BANK
3 thieves rob a bankThey run and try to hide in a farm. The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes. ... #humor #funny #joke