LMAO!! Oh God bless my baking challenged love. The cake looked beautiful until you tried to bite into.
I wasn't trying to piss you off. It was just a happy coincidence.
I'm a fascinating bitch, I'm not going to lie - vintage retro funny quote More
No need to repeat #sassy #retrohumor
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I couldn't make a decision if I didn't, my 3 parts that lead to a decision for me is: research, ask someone whose opinion I value and then stir in my 2 cents. More
@Rene' Balleras-Lampley Smith Next time Max pisses you off, just send him this haha.
I love hanging out with me. Bitch, it's 10:30AM, let's have a cocktail. Okay!
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Carry a knife. #sassy More
Dancing In Space
Oh, you waited until today to file your taxes, and need some sort of...form sent to you?