Let me just give you a hint: think of the most inappropriate gesture it phrase... I'll top that!  Guaranteed.

Let me just give you a hint: think of the most inappropriate gesture or phrase.

Leaving?  #retro #snark #bluntcard Add Bluntcard's Pinterest to see all the new cards.

Don't forget to take your bullshit with you - vintage retro funny quotes

I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping.

Embrace Your Inner Fantasy…

Give the gift of absence to those who do not appreciate your presence.

1943 Maybelline ad for eye makeup. WWII "look" with pin curled hair, bright shiny red lip, perfectly sculpted brows + defined above upper eyelashes extending out from eye in soft cat-eye.

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People think I'm quiet because I'm shy. Actually I've been silently judging you, and I think you're an idiot.

Hear hear!!! Or is it Here Here...whatever it is (bleep) ya!!! Shakes + Speares || Crafted in the Pacific Northwest || Handcrafted Products || www.shakesandspeares.com

Hear hear!!! Or is it Here Here...whatever it is (bleep) ya!!! Shakes + Speares || Crafted in the Pacific Northwest || Handcrafted Products || www.shakesandspeares.com

All I'm asking...please keep your mouth shut. Thanks.

Ask ANY Survivor of narcissistic abuse and they will tell you. There came a time in their relationship where THE SILENT TREATMENT was a godsend.

Oh darling, when you said small gift, I thought you were going to unzip your trousers - vintage retro funny quote

Oh darling, when you said small gift, I thought you were going to unzip your trousers - vintage retro funny quote - humor me - Christmas funnies

I'm sorry I called you an arsehole, I thought you knew. ha! retro humor is sometimes spot on.

I'm sorry I called you an arsehole, I thought you knew. retro humor is sometimes spot on.

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