"Yes I lied to you. No I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat! No I've never been to Brussels. It's pronounced Egregious. By the way no, I've never met Pizarro, but I love his pies! And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?!"- Jack Sparrow. Magnificent.