I hope my mom forgets me at a store one day just so I can do this!<<<omg I'm ate they before right now hope she forgets me

I hope my mom forgets me at a store one day just so I can do this! <--- My mom's done this before! Luckily my dad was waiting in the car and upon my mom arriving, he asked "Uhh where are the girls?

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GFHoney, can you write a poem to me?  | Sure ;*  | Roses are red, violets are blue,  a face like yours belongs to the zoo, but don't worry, i'll be there too!  but not in the cage, but laughing at you  | That's so cute, wanna see me do a magic trick?  | hahah, glad you liked it ;) And sure :)  | Poof, you're single :)  - https://www.facebook.com/diplyofficial

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Too funny!!! If you really think about it this is true!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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