Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

Free and Funny Cute Therapy Ecard: Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

How to Be Sexier, Stronger, and Live Longer

How to Be Sexier, Stronger, and Live Longer

Free and Funny News Ecard: Maybe if we wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

I know, I know...I stood up for myself, I'm such a bitch.

My life story. Saying this next time someone doesn't like the fact that I stood up for myself, minus the swear word.

This morning on my way to work actually

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: It takes about seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.

zenfrogyeah

Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried. My facial expressions wouldn't allow it.                                                                                                                                                                                 More

Free, Confession Ecard: I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried. My facial expressions wouldn't allow it.

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

Free, News Ecard: Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

I know it's not talking about this, but I mirror people's expressions when they talk without even realizing it. Makes me very self-conscious.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk! Apparently I have no poker face when it comes to idiocy.

i typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? im in your driveway. vroom vroooom

I️ typed “bitch” into my GPS, and guess what? I’m in your driveway. Vroom vroom mother f*er.

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