Careful not to trip over my amazingness; it’s everywhere. - For @Elichia Enzler
Probably just a bitch lol funny someecards, funny #ecard #humor #sarcasm @Maria Robles
How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Ha ha ha
I pretend to like people everyday, it's called being an adult. That's why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
@Sara Wynn I instantly thought of you! lol #girly #ecards #humor
Makes me Laugh Out Loud
Perks of being a social worker ;) I can call it like I see it
You're the kind of girl that a guy should show off. For show and tell. In a psychology class. Crazy bitch.
Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
I often find that being the "listener" is so fun. I work with a few know it all ppl that never shut up. Really do they think their advice is worth my time? NOT. I'm laughing my ass off at how stupid they are most of the time.