Omg this is hilariously brilliant
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Except with Eve, cause they know that Malfoy likes her, and she hates him, and they all want them to go out, but litteraly everyone but Eve wants them to go out.
Just imagine what happens once Strax hears about this and joins them. Let's blow up those evil moonites!
"Have a biscuit, Potter."
Really, George, I was counting on you...
Canon: Lily Evans and James Potter
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