Oh my word everyone of these are true about me! Especially the one of me with my crush! Gosh that's true! I am more like super hipper and scare my crush away forever I try so hard to be calm but I cant! such a hard life.
My logic: Disney translated all of it. Because they wanted us to understand the movie. Also, Wall-e was left behind by the humans, he isn't from the future.<< But he IS in the future. The future from now to there.