Humans of New York: "I volunteered to be a background actor for a friend’s film last night. We were supposed to be celebrating an engagement on a rooftop. There was a guy on set who was making drinks, and so you know, I was willing to make a sacrifice for art, so I had four pina coladas, two vodka cranberries, a few beers, and this one drink that was just rum and crushed up watermelons. I had a couple of those. Then afterwards we went to a comedy club because the tickets were free. All you had to do was buy a couple drinks. This probably makes me sound like an alcoholic but don’t worry I was hydrating. And you should have seen my friend. She was way more drunk than me. We didn’t end up getting home until 2:30 AM. I did have a voice in my head reminding me I have to wake up for work in the morning. I’m just really good at shushing that voice.”