"My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, "Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny" & walked away like a boss." So, true. hopefully my kids won't think of these things during an argument;
Now it's not like I want a seagull but I guess I'd have to say I want THIS particular seagull. Why? Because it didn't read the sign hence it broke a rule. It is a rebellious animal. And I love a rebel.