This joke that you'd have to be made of stone to not laugh at:
"Which i measured with one of my rulers." this part sounds so cute and i dont know why.
I think about this a lot. I also think about the reverse, when people come to my town for the first time
I was born on May 23 in Ohio but it was just after midnight and if I was born in Oregon which is where I live now I would have been born on the 22nd
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