"My sister is a lesbian and I'm gay but our parents are very conservative, so she 'dates' my bf and I 'date' her gf, so if they stay over, they stay in opposite rooms, but jokes on my parents." I love this except for the parents part.
My teacher said she didn't believe in homosexuality. I stood up and screamed "Oh my god, I don't exist!" Before running out of the room.<<< this is hilarious, but at the same time really amazing<< I APPLAUD THIS PERSON