When I see my gf after a long while. #9gag @9gagmobile
It's funny how the first time u see a penis ur like "EW WTF get it away!" and then u test it out n suddenly ur transformed from a Virgin Mary into a hardcore man eating sex fiend when drinking, whose fav saying is "never say never".
You ever meet someone & they sound like an alcoholic psychopath weirdo filled with bad decisions but also kinda lovable and ur like HOLY NIPPLES dipped in peanut butter where have u been all my life!?! You're MY weirdo now, you hilarious bitch! because same.
Congrats Professor Tu Youyou! #9gag
Men r like pizza, some r 2 cheesy, some r meaty, some r thin, some r thick & my BFF is probably going to put them all in her mouth after 6 drinks 'cause she has no self control... Me on the other hand, I'll have pizza instead.
15.) The best gifts are the ones you make yourself.